On The Lash With Riverdave
I am an admirer of this nations best loved poets; Ted Hughes, Wordsworth, Kipling, Penly…
”Handy you bokked Woking you prick”, followed by a few expletives and other more traditional insults were the first words to leave his mouth in my direction on Saturday. After having not seen him for three weeks (he never made the trip to Northwich mentioned below) we met up for our assault on Guildford town centre. His literary master-class was of course referring to my previous ‘lay Northwich’ suggestion, which in hindsight was perhaps none too wise. However to think I had swerved the Brighton festival for this pearl of Wisdom.
I’ve not really done a great deal since my last post. In fact I’ve been about as busy as a Norwegian ice cream man this week. However for the fist time since I started recording my results back in August 2003, I have a perfect tournament record.
For the week commencing 12th of December 2005 my spreadsheet shows the following:
Heads Up Matches – Played 0, Won 0, Lost 0
Sit and Goes – Played 0, Won 0, Lost 0
Multi Table Tournaments – Played 0, Won 0, Lost 0
I have played a bit of PLO each day (except Tuesday) and a smattering of other cash games here and there but for some reason I have struggled to find the time to play. Quite a feat given that I just bum about for most of the day.
I need to ensure that during week commencing 19th of December I show what Ian Dowie would most probably refer to as ‘crackbackonability’.
”Handy you bokked Woking you prick”, followed by a few expletives and other more traditional insults were the first words to leave his mouth in my direction on Saturday. After having not seen him for three weeks (he never made the trip to Northwich mentioned below) we met up for our assault on Guildford town centre. His literary master-class was of course referring to my previous ‘lay Northwich’ suggestion, which in hindsight was perhaps none too wise. However to think I had swerved the Brighton festival for this pearl of Wisdom.
I’ve not really done a great deal since my last post. In fact I’ve been about as busy as a Norwegian ice cream man this week. However for the fist time since I started recording my results back in August 2003, I have a perfect tournament record.
For the week commencing 12th of December 2005 my spreadsheet shows the following:
Heads Up Matches – Played 0, Won 0, Lost 0
Sit and Goes – Played 0, Won 0, Lost 0
Multi Table Tournaments – Played 0, Won 0, Lost 0
I have played a bit of PLO each day (except Tuesday) and a smattering of other cash games here and there but for some reason I have struggled to find the time to play. Quite a feat given that I just bum about for most of the day.
I need to ensure that during week commencing 19th of December I show what Ian Dowie would most probably refer to as ‘crackbackonability’.
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