It's Been A While

I’ve not posted for a while because I’ve not been very busy this week. For some reason I seem both tired and lethargic. It’s probably a direct result of spending a ridiculous amount of time in bed. However on the few occasions I have managed to stay awake for a worthwhile period, I have without fail found a displacement activity that would be considered totally ridiculous by any sane man, woman or alien. Now I don’t want people thinking that I fall asleep every ten minutes, so I think it is important at this stage to make a key definition. A “worthwhile period” is from here on in defined as ‘noun & adjective. a length of time sufficient enough to 1. Read an average size novel. 2. Make lunch and watch an utterly predictable disaster movie. 3. Find and play a game of poker.’

Anyway, I think I may be losing the plot. I did something very strange today. So ridiculous in fact that I’m none to keen to share it at this stage. I think I need to have a quiet word with myself.