Confused

That Albert Eistein is proving to be one clever chap. I still think it can be done, I just need a greater level of intelligence and knowledge. Unfortunately at the moment both his special and general theories are beyond my scope of understanding.

Furthermore, the Irish Spaniard Alex Lopez proved to be of little help (given that he is not a scientist), so its back to square one (or in terms of space, time and relativity I am back to a subatomic particle on a jouney to a supercluster). The only positive to report so far is that I think my constant questioning has really pissed off Pokerstars. So I definitely plan to carry on. How they can have the audacity to claim that their random number generator it totally independent when nothing is absolutely independent of or separate from other things; everything is interconnected and interdependent, and participates in an intricate, vibrant web of causal interactions.

Anyhow, the investigation must go on.

Relativistic Cosmology

If upon seeing the title you are expecting to read about atomic transition probabilities then I am afraid you are about to be dissapointed.

I feel that once I understand it fully then I should be able to predict which cards come next on the following sites. Tribecca, Playtech, Pokerstars and full-tilt. Unfortunately Paradise uses a different random number generation technique.

Now each of these sites use a form of random number generation based on space and time together with mouse movements. Now if we believe that all continuims are in some way connected and the universe is infinite, with infinite universes surrounding it, we should be able to, with clever use of Einsteins special and general theories of relativity, be able to predict (or at least narrow down) the likely cards to appear at a particular point.

As such I have devoted most of the weekend to studying Einstein. So far I understand that he managed to dodge both military service and becoming the second president of Israel (he wasn't a bad judge was he), but relativity is proving slightly more tricky.

I think I might try and enlist the help of Alex Lopez. He seems to have a decent understanding of the basic mechanics of poker mathematics and must know more about this than me. In addition I have emailed Pokerstars with my current findings and they just seem to think I am some random pest.

So far the only other thing I have managed to achieve this weekend is to upset a couple of nice folk who came to the door to talk about religion earlier this morning. They rang the bell, presumably expecting to be told to piss off like normal, and for some inexplicable reason I invited them in for a cup of tea. I seemed to be in a perculiar mood, and I didn't really care much for their thoughts, so I said nothing expecting them to waffle on for a bit then be on their way next door.

That was until they mentioned the big bang theory, at which point I joined in (by joined in I mean started an argument). "It's a load of old bollocks this big bang" was I think my first introduction to the conversation. A discussion about evolution took place and they harped on about some shit. These religious types didn't care much for evolution. Those pesky scientists together with their annoying little thing called evidence really do seem to have shit on their big bang parade.

Oopsy Daisy

Great news to report from Matthew's mentally unstable little world.

No I haven't won any comps. In fact I can barely win a hand, but I have just found Daisy the Dragon so things are now looking great.

Now that Oopsy Daisy's back I am contemplating a last minute trip to the Broadway, as I feel that I can play live tournament poker again. Since our separation last year, (I actually thought I had left it in a Walsall hotel) I have not felt comfortable without the Dragon there to keep an eye on me. I even tried getting a replacement but for some reason it just wasn't the same.

Having just found Daisy behind a book in my bookshelf, I have promised not to neglect it again, so it has no need to snuggle up behind the Dickie Bird autobiography anymore.